Second Life totally farkled!

In my 5 years on Second Life, I have NEVER seen it as totally screwed up as it is right now. I have no idea what's going on but for almost the whole day, people have been plagued by logins not working, teleports causing viewer crashes (wtf???), transactions failing, Marketplace deliveries not happening, objects rezzed disappearing and on and on and on. The grid warnings have turned from benign to ominous!

[Updated 3:23pm PDT 26 April 2012] Services are still undergoing maintenance - logins, billing, and other issues may occur. Some regions may be down intermittently. Please continue to refrain from rezzing no-copy objects, or transacting L$ or land. At this time, we do not have an estimated time of repair. Please continue to monitor this blog for updates.

[Updated 1:20pm PDT 26 April 2012] As maintenance continues please refrain from rezzing no copy objects, in-world transactions or land purchases etc.

[Updated 11:30am PDT 26 April 2012] Due to the ongoing maintenance, Marketplace orders may also be delayed. We are continuing to work on resolving this issue, please keep an eye on the blog for further updates.

Seriously Linden Lab, what the HELL did you do to SL today?